Bowflex Quotes

"We workout so we can eat more but because we eat more we have to workout more... Can't we just go back to foraging for nuts and berries and getting our exercise by fleeing from the mammoths?"

"It should probably go without saying that a Bowflex is high on the list of things you don't want to trip over in the middle of the night."

"Am I happy with my Bowflex? Sure, it's the most expensive clothes hanger money can buy."

"I bought my Bowflex so I could become a healthier happier better me... ok, I really got it because my pants didn't fit anymore, but it's all the same, right?"

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